The Amateurs

I laughed out loud more times than I can remember. Niven's ear for dialogue, particularly the foulmouthed, is fantastic. Who would have thought that "Golf meets Gangsters in Ayrshire" would work? But it does - in spades

A novel about golf that is not only hilarious, but gripping, sexy, violent and outrageous...Niven combines his increasingly bizarre plots, and some shocking behaviour, with considerable skill and, of course, large helpings of humour

Daily Mirror

A story so completely filmic you will yell 'it's Gregory's Girl meets Local Hero with weapons-grade swearing!' while still sat in your armchair. Brilliantly funny too

Word

Believe it or not, this novel makes golf look interesting. Trust me. This is a writer who could wring laughs out of pretty well anything... Hilarious

The Times

Peppered with brilliant moments

GQ

Screamingly funny...beneath the rough surface of effing and blinding lies a surprisingly sweet story of family, friendship and romance....uproarious entertainment...Unlike the amateurs in his plot, Niven's prose is executed with the comic timing of a pro. He gets the golf right, and just about everything else too

Scotsman

Niven is a very funny writer and the pace and colourful characters recall the dizzying daftness of early Carl Hiaasen

Evening Herald (Ireland)

A book that's impossible to put down

Sport Magazine

The most riotously funny writing on golf, sex and violence since the police report on a certain golfer's marital dispute

News of the World