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A collection of short stories in the popular style of Morris Gleitzman's Give Peas a Chance and Pizza Cake - except, of course, even funnier!

Very Yummy Stories.

Stop your mum picking her nose, read the secret diary of a dog, catch a bus and then let it go, discover how one slice of toast can make you the most popular person in school, start wearing a crown and give up eating pig-nostril gruel, use a wrecking ball to defeat a bully, show your big sister the very scary secret in your wardrobe, unleash the awesome power of chips, live in a house that gets wiped clean more often than a bottom.

Funny stories from a favourite Australian author.

Reviews

Yes, this Australian author can be relied upon for laughs and crazy antics, but each story in this collection has a chewy centre that tackles emotional issues with integrity. Morris Gleitzman gives his readers a subtle nudge to ponder some of life's bigger questions, minus condescension.

Frances Atkinson, Sydney Morning Herald

As in many of his books, Gleitzman’s stories display a wild and clever imagination. Also, too, he appeals to kids’ basic instincts with numerous references to peeing and pooing: ‘Sometimes life does a poo on your head and you just have to wear it.’ And too, he tells his tales in simple, easy-to-read sentences. There's no doubt young readers with a penchant for gross – and more subtle - humour will enjoy this book.

Dianne Bates, Buzz Words

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Formats & editions

  • Paperback

    9780143309222

    October 31, 2016

    Puffin (AU YR)

    176 pages

    RRP $16.99

    Online retailers

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    • QBD
    • Readings
    • Robinsons Bookshop
    Or

    Find your local bookstore at booksellers.org.au

  • EBook

    9781760142605

    October 31, 2016

    Penguin eBooks (AU YR)

    176 pages

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    • iBooks
    • Amazon Kindle
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    Or

    Find your local bookstore at booksellers.org.au

Also by Morris Gleitzman

Boy Overboard
Once
After
Soon
Now
Once And Then
Then
Maybe
Toad Delight
Gift of the Gab
Loyal Creatures
Extra Time
Pizza Cake
Too Small To Fail
Grace
Toad Surprise
Give Peas A Chance
Doubting Thomas
Aristotle's Nostril
Worm Story
Girl Underground
Water Wings
Second Childhood
The Other Facts of Life

Recommendations

Double Down: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (BK11)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory: A Play
The Witches
Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator
Dog Days
George's Marvellous Medicine
Anne of Green Gables
Anne Of Green Gables
Too Many Elephants in this House
Artemis Fowl
Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief
One Photo
After
Our Australian Girl: The Poppy Stories
The Many Adventures Of Singenpoo
Hating Alison Ashley: Australian Children's Classics
A Fortunate Life
LEGO® DC Super Heroes: Character Encyclopedia
Now
The Alice Stories: Our Australian Girl