- Published: 14 October 2021
- ISBN: 9781473579361
- Imprint: Ebury Digital
- Format: Audio Download
- Length: 7 hr 36 min
- Narrator: Peter Crouch
- RRP: $24.99
How to be an Ex-Footballer
- Published: 14 October 2021
- ISBN: 9781473579361
- Imprint: Ebury Digital
- Format: Audio Download
- Length: 7 hr 36 min
- Narrator: Peter Crouch
- RRP: $24.99
However overpaid and preening you might assume Premier League footballers to be, think again. They're worse, according to this amusing insider's account
Sunday Times Sports Book of the Year
Who knew that a footballer could be funny? ... What you realise, as you laugh out loud, is that football has been taken too seriously by too many people for too long... Most other football books wither by comparison
Daily Mail Sports Book of the Year
As someone who's been there, done it and got the ill-fitting T-shirt, Crouch is well placed to shed light on the bizarre world of the modern player in a funny, down-to-earth way... He made his name on the pitch ... but with this book, Crouch proves he is a good sport off it, too
Jade Craddick, Sun
On his way to being a national treasure... most enjoyable
Daily Telegraph
The funniest man in British sport
Metro
Peter Crouch is a comedy genius
Daily Mail
One of the funniest human beings on the planet
Romesh Ranganathan
Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player
Sunday Times
I'm not a big book reader, I'm just not. And I've skimmed through this already and thought 'I'm gonna really, really, really, really like this. Seriously, I'm really gonna like it
Chris Moyles
I've never read a sports book before, but it is really funny
Alex Jones
Good footballers come and go but comedy genius - that's for life
Johnny Vaughan
I've read a good number of books by footballers, both for business and pleasure, and this is easily one of the best, mainly on the grounds that it's incredibly funny
Ben Machell, The Times Magazine
One of the funniest books ever
Shortlist
Incredibly funny
Jilly Cooper
Endearing and very funny
Choice Magazine
Full of terrific anecdotes and unexpected confessions
Daily Express