Sometimes right. Sometimes wrong. Always Certain. The most entertaining football book ever published from the legendary Danny Baker and Danny Kelly
At last! The award-winning Baker & Kelly bring you the most entertaining, radical and unreliable football book ever published. The Two Dannys argue the toss, spill the beans and chew that fat about everything and anything from the biggest questions down to stuff they have frankly invented themselves.
Which club has the handsomest fans? Who is the greatest player of all time? Pele? Maradona? Puskas? Rougvie? Have foreign players helped or hindered the English game? Well, Marco Boogers, well? And who was the greatest football dad, Fred Baker or Andy Kelly?
Now with even more footballing facts, myths and legends, the paperback asks (and answers) hard-hitting questions, such as, Where should we play the World Cup? Perhaps on a specially constructed Island? Just how much pathetic World Cup tat can one own, Danny Kelly? And where do all those beautiful women in the crowd come from?
A cornucopia of footballing fun and well-crafted wisdom that is certain to make the William Hill Sports Book of the Year shortlist and sell like beer-flavoured crisps. Baker & Kelly: Sometimes right sometimes wrong - but always certain.
“Witty, engaging and impassioned”
“Most football books are rubbish, but this one, written by Britain's funniest broadcaster and a legendary magazine editor is full of the sort of vim and brio that will make you want to throw off your velvet pantaloons, your crushed silk undershirt and your embroidered codpiece, done a box-fresh donkey jacket and hurtle down to your local for a couple of metres of mead and a family packet of Kettles”
Dylan Jones, Independent Magazine
“If it's an intelligent, witty and surreal read you're after, this one beats most football books out there”
Four Four Two magazine