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  • Published: 31 October 2013
  • ISBN: 9781782950516
  • Imprint: Red Fox
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 192
  • RRP: $17.99

You Can't Bring That in Here!




A hilarious anthology of short stories from some of today's best-loved children' authors, collected in collaboration with the Federation of Children's Book Groups.

There's something for everyone in this collection of funny short stories. It's packed full of talking pigs, UFOs, gorillas, witches, mischievous house elves, flying postmen and lots more! Find out how Bozo the gorilla helps Jimmy deal with his lazy big brother, what Dinah Price does when she finds the three bears tucked up in her bed and what fate Agnethia Toadfax, trainee witch, has in store for Mr Smike the rude librarian . . .

  • Published: 31 October 2013
  • ISBN: 9781782950516
  • Imprint: Red Fox
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 192
  • RRP: $17.99

About the author

Pat Thomson

The Federation of Children's Book Groups is an amazing organisation. For over thirty years they have worked to bring stories to children all over the country. The organisation receives no government support. All the work is done by members who receive no payment. They do this voluntary work because they believe children need books.

Pat Thomson, who compiled the anthology, was one of the founder members of the Federation of Children's Book Groups.