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  • Published: 11 September 2014
  • ISBN: 9781473512283
  • Imprint: Vintage Digital
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 128

Two More Pints

Following on Two Pints, another hilarious book on everything that matters from the brilliant Roddy Doyle.

Two men meet for a pint – or two – in a Dublin pub. They chew the fat, set the world to rights, curse the ref, say a last farewell… In this second collection of comic dialogues Doyle’s drinkers ponder:
- a topless Kate Middleton
- Barack and Michelle Obama (‘fuckin’ gorgeous’)
- David Beckham (‘Would you tattoo your kids’ names on the back of your neck?’ ‘They wouldn’t fit’)
- Jimmy Savile (‘a gobshite’)
- the financial crisis (again)
- abortion (again)
- and horsemeat in your burger…

Once again, those we have lost troop through their thoughts - Lou Reed, Seamus Heaney, Reg Presley, Nelson Mandela (‘he should never have left the Four Tops’), Phil Everly, Margaret Thatcher, Shirley Temple - and they still have that unerring ability to ask the really fundamental questions like ‘Would you take penalty points for your missis?’

  • Pub date: 11 September 2014
  • ISBN: 9781473512283
  • Imprint: Vintage Digital
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 128

About the Author

Roddy Doyle

Roddy Doyle was born in Dublin in 1958. He is the author of thirteen acclaimed novels including The Commitments, The Snapper, The Van and Smile, two collections of short stories, and Rory & Ita, a memoir about his parents. He won the Booker Prize in 1993 for Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha.

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Praise for Two More Pints


Kate Saunders, The Times

“Surprisingly scintillating.”

Esquire UK

“Savagely funny, occasionally inspired, and almost poetic in their rhythm, speed and economy.”

Suzi Feay, Guardian

“Wicked humour… Hilarious.”

Carl Wilkinson, Financial Times


Michael Conaghan, Belfast Telgraph Morning

“Topical and irreverent… In some hands, this might seem contrived, but Doyle’s impressive comic skills keep the laughter coming.”


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