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  • Published: 1 September 2008
  • ISBN: 9780141918631
  • Imprint: Penguin eBooks
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 368
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This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own




Ross O'Carroll-Kelly titles have been No. 1 bestsellers in Ireland for 12 weeks in 2007

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he had it all:

Nice gaff, cool cor, plenty of dosh, a stake in Dublin's trendiest nightclub and a face that made boyfriends jealous. To say nothing of a beautiful wife and kids ...

All that remained was for him to totally fock it up:

And I mean, totally ...

But did he see it coming? Of course not - too busy using his killer lines on the Seoige sisters:

And then it hit me, all at once, on a lonely night in the Ice Bar ...

  • Published: 1 September 2008
  • ISBN: 9780141918631
  • Imprint: Penguin eBooks
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 368
Categories:

About the author

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is a man of the people-if the people are basically birds and drop-dead focking gorgeous. Because life is short, roysh, so you can't fock about with, like, rolling mauls, you've got to head straight for the line. Which is second nature to a try-scorer like me, given my ball-handling skills. How the hell did I get so lucky? Focked if I know.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is the author of several bestselling books including; The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-DressShould Have Got Off at Sydney Parade, and This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own.

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Praise for This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own

Gloriously, uproariously funny

IRISH TIMES

Consistently laugh-out-loud funny

IRISH INDEPENDENT

Moments of brilliance ... remains essential reading

IRISH DAILY MAIL

Women of Ireland rejoice - Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is back

U MAGAZINE

'Women of Ireland rejoice - Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is back' ROSS O'CARROLL-KELLY