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  • Published: 15 November 2015
  • ISBN: 9781784161392
  • Imprint: Black Swan
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 304
  • RRP: $24.99

There's Only Two David Beckhams




Hilariously unpredictable, this is the raucous new novel from the bestselling author of The Best A Man Can Get

Re-live the glory and the heartache of England's greatest ever game - and THAT World Cup Final back in 2022.

Well now it’s 2022 and the discussion is finally over, England have eleven players as good as any of them. The unbeatable national team have reached the final of the Qatar World Cup. But one journalist is convinced there is a scandalous secret behind England’s incredible form. His lifetime’s dream is to see the Three Lions win the World Cup. But if he pursues and exposes the shocking truth, his beloved England could be sent home in disgrace.

Suddenly this is much more than England vs Germany; it’s Love vs Duty, it’s Truth vs Happiness.
The pressure of the penalty shoot-out is nothing compared to this.

There’s Only Two David Beckhams is John O’Farrell’s love-letter to football; part-detective story, part-sports memoir, part-satire on the whole corrupt FIFA circus; it just made the final for the funniest football fiction ever written...

  • Published: 15 November 2015
  • ISBN: 9781784161392
  • Imprint: Black Swan
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 304
  • RRP: $24.99

About the author

John O'Farrell

John O'Farrell's first book Things Can Only Get Better about his years spent helping the Labour Party lose elections at every level was a number one best-seller. Two decades later he published the sequel Things Can Only Get Worse. In between his two comic memoirs, he published five novels, including The Best A Man Can Get, May Contain Nuts and The Man Who Forgot His Wife; two funny history books (An Utterly Impartial History of Britain and its sequel) plus three collections of his satirical columns from The Guardian. His books have been translated into over thirty languages and adapted for TV and radio. Formerly a comedy scriptwriter for shows such as Spitting Image and Have I Got News For You, he more recently co-wrote the movie Chicken Run 2 and two Broadway musicals; Something Rotten! and Mrs Doubtfire.

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Praise for There's Only Two David Beckhams

The funniest football fiction since FIFA's annual accounts

David Baddiel

A wonderful love letter to football. So romantic and ridiculous, it could only have been written by a Fulham fan

Richard Osman

O'Farrell once again proves his immense comedic abilities with a book that is gag-crammed, ridiculous and fantastical.

Sara Pascoe