The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book
  • Published: 1 December 2010
  • ISBN: 9781409039303
  • Imprint: Cornerstone Digital
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 320
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The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

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1 Dec 2010
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The long-awaited, hilarious joke book from the Punslinger, Tim Vine, the undisputed king of the one-liner.

The hilarious joke book from the Punslinger, Tim Vine, the undisputed king of the one-liner.

The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like:

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them.

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'

Velcro. What a rip-off.

Black Beauty. He's a dark horse.

I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
  • Published: 1 December 2010
  • ISBN: 9781409039303
  • Imprint: Cornerstone Digital
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 320
Categories:

About the author

Tim Vine

Tim Vine burst onto the stand-up circuit by winning the Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Festival in 1995 and has since gone on to find universal acclaim as the undisputed master of the one-liner.

In 2004 Tim became the Guinness World Record Holder for telling the most jokes in an hour, smashing the previous record with a total of 499.

He lives in London.

Also by Tim Vine

The Tim Vine Chat Show
The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book
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Praise for The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

The amazing undisputed king of the one-liner

Time Out

Tim Vine is seriously funny... his unswerving devotion to making us laugh is something pure and wonderful

The Times

Vine's gags are timeless...they are puns on everyday situations, as well as being inoffensive and uncontroversial

The Independent

Skillfully delivered, hugely popular, continuously funny and utterly unique

Guardian

The spiritual lovechild of Tommy Cooper and Steve Martin, if such a thing were possible

The Stage

Creasing ourselves every 10 seconds as we read another one-liner from The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Jokebook...pure comedy gold. Oh, we love Tim Vine

The Herald
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