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  • Published: 2 September 2025
  • ISBN: 9781761353987
  • Imprint: Penguin Random House Australia Audio
  • Format: Audio Download
  • Length: 4 hr 27 min
  • Narrator: Emma Holland
  • RRP: $16.99

Stories for the Kid Next Door




The debut middle grade book from one of the funniest voices in Australian comedy.

A collection of short stories, rhymes and jokes from by Emma Holland, one of Australia's leading comedians. Easy to read and impossible to put down! Think a blanket knitted out of body hair; balls held hostage by a disgruntled neighbour; an awful lot of broken glass from a school with a daily window-smashing problem; mysteriously mayonaissed burgers. It's Paul Jennings meets Kate and Jol Temple meets the Worst Week Ever series.

  • Published: 2 September 2025
  • ISBN: 9781761353987
  • Imprint: Penguin Random House Australia Audio
  • Format: Audio Download
  • Length: 4 hr 27 min
  • Narrator: Emma Holland
  • RRP: $16.99

About the author

Emma Holland

Quirky, refreshing and quick-witted, Emma Holland is one of Australia's most original young talents. A comedian, collage artist and photographer, Emma's multi-hyphenated profile continues to rise. She is a regular panellist on the award-winning comedy shows Have You Been Paying Attention?, Thank God You’re Here, 7Days and has hosted multiple episodes of The Cheap Seats. Emma is also a regular writer on The Cheap Seats, Have You Been Paying Attention?, Taskmaster S5 as well as awards shows The AACTA’s and The Logies After growing up as a military kid in between Australia and Indonesia, Emma started comedy in 2018 and has gone from strength to strength since. A runner up in RAW Comedy and selected cast member for The Comedy Zone, Emma very quickly made her mark as a live performer. Her ambitious live shows are a combination of lighting, multimedia and live action collage. Her 2023 hour Save The Orangutans, a show exploring her international upbringing, was a Moosehead Award recipient and secured her a nomination for Most Outstanding Show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. In 2024, Emma took this show to Edinburgh Fringe where she achieved sold out shows and rave reviews. Her 2024 show, Here Comes Mr. Forehead, boasted a sold-out season at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, sold-out shows across Australia and glowing reviews. As an artist, Emma has achieved success in her own right. Emma holds a Bachelor of Visual Art from her studies at the Australian National University and the prestigious Rhode Island School of Design. After graduating in 2016, Emma went on to display her first Solo exhibition The Neighbourhood in Canberra, Australia. In 2020 during the pandemic, Emma received a grant from the Museum of Brisbane as part of their Artists@Home initiative where she created a series of collages exploring the rhythm of comedy in a visual form. In 2023 Emma was selected as a recipient of the ABC’s Fresh Blood initiative in which she wrote and directed web series, Fine Art. A parody of unsettling 90s kids TV, Fine Art demonstrated Emma’s strong visual sensibilities, comedic acting and original writing. Emma’s strange PowerPoint presentations have garnered her a following of 30k on TikTok and millions of views. In 2025, Emma will tour her new hour stand-up, Don’t Touch My Trinkets as well as appearing on the 4th season of Taskmaster Australia. “21st Century oddball comedy at its finest” -The Music “Observational comedy that transcends written languages to cross cultural boundaries” -The Comics Comic “Holland is an expert at pulling out the rug from beneath her audiences…artfully constructed punchlines” -The Age

Praise for Stories for the Kid Next Door

Gosh, this is a great book for middle schoolers, and how wonderful to see that short story collections are still being written – and in this case very well. [Emma] specialises in observational comedy and perfect timing. It turns out these are transferable skills in her children’s writing, because this book is both clever and hilarious.

Frances Whiting, The Courier Mail

A collection that is full of the sorts of characters that are just a little offbeat from the norm, offering lots of possibilities for fun, laughter, mischief and a touch of the ridiculous. Inspired and influenced by both Andy Griffiths and Paul Jennings, both masters of the art of writing short stories for kids that are still being read decades after they were written. . . This is one that is going to appeal to those for whom a full novel is a little too overwhelming yet but who are looking for a short read that gives them that certain satisfaction of having read and completed a story, while those with an artistic bent might like to put on Chris Kennett’s hat and illustrate some of the entries, like the owls in the tree having a head-spinning contest.

Pat Pledger, TheBottomShelf

Highly recommended.This collection of short stories and poems is fabulous. With a huge cast of quirky characters and wild adventures this book is sure to keep the reader entertained. I saw one comment that described the illustrations as a perfect brain break from the text, but I think that this accurately describes this book perfectly, as the short stories are finished quickly and create a buzz that makes you want to return to the book and read it again. I have always loved collections of short stories as they allow you to feel a sense of accomplishment when you finish each story, and this collection is so funny, unpredictable and weird that it was hard to put down. It is hard to describe the story or discuss the characters in this type of book as the characters are diverse and challenged in different ways according to the story, there is no repetitiveness or a feeling of having read it all before, and the illustrations complement the words perfectly, helping to move the story along and follows the action perfectly. I can see this being a favourite of independent readers but would also work well in a classroom or as a read aloud at home because of the format and the touch of absurdity in each story. This is definitely a book I would recommend and revisit personally too.

Mhairi Alcorn, Read Plus