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  • Published: 15 September 2015
  • ISBN: 9781844883448
  • Imprint: Penguin eBooks
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 400

Seedless In Seattle




Like the great JC himself, Ross O'Carroll-Kelly hits the age of 33 with a lot on his mind ...

My old schools coach, Father Denis Fehily, used to say: 'God, life and rugby balls - they all move in mysterious way.'

And I could, like, fully understand that statement?

Like the great Jesus Christ Himself, I hit the age of 33 with a lot on my mind. I had three newborn future Ireland internationals to feed, a daughter in need of psychiatric evaluation and a son obsessed with uncovering the dork secrets of our family's 1916 past.

Throw into the mix a sister missing in Orgentina; a wife, who needed a little - shall we say - encouragement to shed her baby weight; and a set of interfering in-laws living under my roof. You can see why life had become a hassle.

But just when I thought it couldn't get any more complicated, a moment of indiscretion with - what else? - another women, persuaded Sorcha that I needed to have the unkindest cut of all.

  • Published: 15 September 2015
  • ISBN: 9781844883448
  • Imprint: Penguin eBooks
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 400

About the author

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is a man of the people-if the people are basically birds and drop-dead focking gorgeous. Because life is short, roysh, so you can't fock about with, like, rolling mauls, you've got to head straight for the line. Which is second nature to a try-scorer like me, given my ball-handling skills. How the hell did I get so lucky? Focked if I know.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is the author of several bestselling books including; The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-DressShould Have Got Off at Sydney Parade, and This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own.

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