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  • Published: 25 March 2022
  • ISBN: 9780241993125
  • Imprint: Penguin General UK
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 352
  • RRP: $24.99

RO'CK of Ages

From boom days to Zoom days




An essential collection of the very best Ross O'Carroll-Kelly columns from the Irish Times

Back in the day, if you'd mentioned the Grey Lady of D'Olier Street to me, I would have thought you were talking about one of the middle-aged divorcees I occasionally pulled on Disco Throwback Nights in Leggs.

And if you'd told me I'd spend thirteen years with that grey lady, I would have guessed it was a scheme I'd cooked up to get my hands on some widow's fortune. Except this Grey Lady is the Irish Times. And thirteen years is exactly how long I've been pleasuring her every week - though for far less money than I'd have earned as a gigolo, believe me! We've been through a lot together - from locked-in in Donnybrook to locked-down in Killiney. Now, for the very first time, the best of my columns have been brought together.

- My adventures with the Mount Anville Moms WhatsApp group
- My old dear's fight to stop the Luas lines being joined
- Honor's infamous production of South Side Story
- My old man's court battles with Denis O'Brien
- Sorcha's efforts to force her banana bread on the neighbours
- Ronan's attempt to make it as a Mixed Mortial Orts fighter
- Not to mention a Chinese exchange student by the name of Pang

From the sheer joy of taking the triplets to their first Ireland v. England match, to the sheer misery of Kielys closing down. From the nerve-shredding excitement of trying to rescue Joey Corbery from Limerick, to the pants-shitting tension of taking Honor to Electric Picnic - they're all here! As the Grey Lady herself would no doubt say: 'That was some ride, Ross!'

  • Published: 25 March 2022
  • ISBN: 9780241993125
  • Imprint: Penguin General UK
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 352
  • RRP: $24.99

About the author

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is a man of the people-if the people are basically birds and drop-dead focking gorgeous. Because life is short, roysh, so you can't fock about with, like, rolling mauls, you've got to head straight for the line. Which is second nature to a try-scorer like me, given my ball-handling skills. How the hell did I get so lucky? Focked if I know.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is the author of several bestselling books including; The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-DressShould Have Got Off at Sydney Parade, and This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own.

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Praise for RO'CK of Ages

Ross is a national institution

Irish Times

The single greatest chronicler of our times

Irish Independent

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