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  • Published: 29 June 2009
  • ISBN: 9780141900124
  • Imprint: Penguin eBooks
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 352
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Mr S and the Secrets of Andorra's Box




Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is broke and out of love. His wife has gone to America, taking his daughter with him; his mother has become a celebrity chef on daytime television, with a particular skill for handling phallic ingredients; and his father continues to languish in Mountjoy Jail.

To cap it all, Immaculata, a Nigerian girl whom his wife, Sorcha, has been sponsoring by direct debit for fifteen years, has turned up on his doorstep. Things couldn't get worse.

But the long road back begins high in the Pyrenees, in the tax haven of Andorra, where Ross must spread the Gospel of rugby to the strange, primitive natives who have only ever heard of soccer, skiing and duty free shopping. There he meets Conchita, a beautiful, sultry psychoanalyst, who persuades him to look inwards and find out what it is that makes him tick. Sorry, thick.

  • Published: 29 June 2009
  • ISBN: 9780141900124
  • Imprint: Penguin eBooks
  • Format: EBook
  • Pages: 352
Categories:

About the author

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is a man of the people-if the people are basically birds and drop-dead focking gorgeous. Because life is short, roysh, so you can't fock about with, like, rolling mauls, you've got to head straight for the line. Which is second nature to a try-scorer like me, given my ball-handling skills. How the hell did I get so lucky? Focked if I know.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is the author of several bestselling books including; The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-DressShould Have Got Off at Sydney Parade, and This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own.

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Praise for Mr S and the Secrets of Andorra's Box

Praise for Ross O'Carroll-Kelly 'Gloriously, uproariously funny' Irish Times 'Consistently laugh-out-loud funny' Irish Independent 'Moments of brilliance . . . essential reading' Irish Daily Mail 'Women of Ireland rejoice - Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is back' U Magazine

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