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  • Published: 1 August 2014
  • ISBN: 9781770495685
  • Imprint: Tundra Books
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 40
  • RRP: $39.99

If You Happen to Have a Dinosaur





A tongue-in-cheek look at the practical uses of dinosaurs by a dynamic author/illustrator team.

If you happen to have a dinosaur, lying around your living room, and you don't know what to do with it ... why don't you use it as a can opener? It will make a terrific nutcracker too! There are oodles of uses for a dinosaur -- from a fine umbrella to an excellent kite and a dandy pillow, not to mention a reliable burglar alarm and the perfect excuse to forget your homework. This delightfully absurd exploration of the domestic uses of dinosaurs -- and the things dinos just aren't good for at all -- is guaranteed to tickle funny bones and spark imaginations. If you read carefully, you'll learn how to make your dinosaur last a very long time.

  • Published: 1 August 2014
  • ISBN: 9781770495685
  • Imprint: Tundra Books
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 40
  • RRP: $39.99

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Praise for If You Happen to Have a Dinosaur

PRAISE FOR Toads on Toast:
"Bailey's dialogue is snappy and amusing, and the illustrations recall the scrappy TV-animation style of Chuck Jones." -- The New York Times
PRAISE FOR Stanley's Party:
"First-class entertainment all the way." -- Starred review, Publishers Weekly
PRAISE FOR Stanley at Sea:
"Stanley's waggish appeal will win over readers young or grown." -- Starred review, Kirkus Reviews
PRAISE FOR The Farm Team:
"A sassy, well-crafted story . . . Bailey and Slavin have produced a gem of a picture book that will remain popular for as long as hockey underdogs continue to compete for Lord Stanley's famed cup." -- Starred review, Quill & Quire

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