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  • Published: 3 December 2019
  • ISBN: 9781683691464
  • Imprint: Quirk Books
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 176
  • RRP: $24.99
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How to Survive a Horror Movie

All the Skills to Dodge the Kills




Written by best-selling author, screenwriter, and producer Seth Grahame-Smith (The Lego Batman Movie; Stephen King’s It), with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan...and it just might save your life.

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:

How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in The five types of slashers and how to defeat them How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead

  • Published: 3 December 2019
  • ISBN: 9781683691464
  • Imprint: Quirk Books
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 176
  • RRP: $24.99
Categories:

About the author

Seth Grahame-Smith

SETH GRAHAME-SMITH is the New York Times bestselling author of the novels Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, for which he also adapted the screenplay. He also wrote Tim Burton’s latest film ‘Dark Shadows’.

Seth Grahame-Smith lives in Los Angeles.

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Praise for How to Survive a Horror Movie

“Grahame-Smith’s little volume is just like a horror movie: entertaining and…a fun afternoon’s diversion.”—The Hartford Courant “If you have snakes on your plane, did something last summer or suspect you’ve been dead since the beginning of the movie, then this is the book for you.”—McClatchy-Tribune How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for horror movie buffs of all ages.”—Think Geek

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