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The return of the 100,000 copy bestselling book of humorous quotations

It's back! The bestselling , blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with over 6,000 new quotes. From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, there's something here for everyone with a sense of humour.

‘I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.’ – Samuel Johnson

‘Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot, dysentery, peaches … all the Geldof daughters.’ – Sean Lock

‘Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren’t for the goddamned people.’ – Richard Nixon

‘I’ve had more women than most people have noses.’ – Steve Martin

‘I have the simplest tastes. I’m always satisfied with the best.’ – Oscar Wilde

‘Well, it’s 1am.Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.’ – Homer Simpson

‘All I know is I’m not a Marxist.’ - Karl Marx

‘I’m the pink sheep of the family.’ – Boy George

Formats & editions

  • Trade Paperback

    9780091924515

    November 1, 2010

    Ebury Press

    576 pages

    RRP $32.99

    Online retailers

    • Amazon
    • Angus & Robertson Bookworld
    • Booktopia
    • Dymocks
    • Abbey's Bookshop
    • Boomerang Books
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    • Books Kinokuniya
    • QBD
    • Readings
    • Robinsons Bookshop
    • The Nile
    Or

    Find your local bookstore at booksellers.org.au

  • EBook

    9781407079028

    September 1, 2010

    Ebury Digital

    576 pages

    Online retailers

    • Amazon Kindle AU
    • iBooks
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    • Kobo Ebook
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