Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged.
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Never trust someone with graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
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Remember, you don’t have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!