ZANDER MARTIN was born on June 20, 1980. An MTV Generation kid, Zander misspent his childhood watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and playing Doom on a crusty 386 PC. Coincidentally, the boy who had all the girls at school is now living on welfare in Paduca, Kentucky. At twelve, Zander discovered masturbation and his life changed forever. He divides his time between the East Coast and England, and his main claim to fame is once punching Jonny Knoxville in the family jewels.
