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The Vampire Miles Proctor

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Miles Proctor is AKA The Onion's Joe Garden, Chris Pauls, Anita Serwacki, and former Onion writers Scott Sherman and Janet Ginsburg, Together they have authored The Dastardly Book for Dogs,The Devious Book for Cats and The New Vampire's Handbook.

Books by The Vampire Miles Proctor

The New Vampire's Handbook

This gift-humour, spoof manual is a one-stop shop for new vampires everywhere

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