Very Nice Ways to Say Very Bad Thin

Into today's fascination with all things linguistic, grammatical and euphemistic, comes this compendium of insults and verbal abuse, all couched in language of the most uplifting nature. Replace your tired four-letter curses. Bless Her Heart is filled with fun facts about common (and not-so-common) words, humorous, insulting quotes and antique bawdy drawings that will both shock you and make you laugh your bleep off.

Includes:
The lost art of the insult—real zingers that prove your intelligence.
At a loss for words? You can always quote Shakespeare.
Addressing individual mounds of foul, undigested lumps of donkey entrails.
The F-word and other intensives.
Four letter words of six letters or more.
What to do when those around you are behaving badly.

Addressing the mentally incompetent, the absurdly bureaucratic, the impossibly rational and other individual instances of ineptitude, obfuscation or obstruction.and much more!