If you had a crazy family, a bag of frozen peas, 70 Hawaiian shirts, a tyre-swan, a shoplifter, a social cling-on, a scarily attractive girl, a cool dude, a crazy activity coordinator and a fully volcanic island, you could have written this novel. But relax - all you need to do is read it! It's a whole shipload of fun from the wild pen of Dave Hackett, a.k.a. Cartoon Dave, that will have you chuckling harder than a damaged Tickle Me Elmo.
Dave Hackett is an artist, cartoonist, author and untrained disco-dancer who divides his time between the Sunshine Coast and the South of France with the nicest lady on the planet (to whom he is also married).
He is part owner of an emotionally complex cat, can’t rollerskate to save himself and doesn’t own a TV because doing things is more fun than watching other people doing things.
Dave has experienced the joy of bedtime for fifteen years straight, with at least eleven more to go. It’s because he has a million children.
