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  • Published: 15 November 2014
  • ISBN: 9780099557661
  • Imprint: Arrow
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 336
  • RRP: $19.99
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Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book

Book Joke, Joke Book



Put the smile into Christmas with this, the definitive Tommy Cooper Joke book. Including the pick of Tommy's own extensive gag library, favourite stories and photographs.

My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree.

A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?'

I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.'

I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences.

I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.'

I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.

  • Published: 15 November 2014
  • ISBN: 9780099557661
  • Imprint: Arrow
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 336
  • RRP: $19.99
Categories:

About the author

Tommy Cooper

John Fisher has enjoyed and long and distinguished career as a television producer and executive working for both the BBC and ITV. He worked with Tommy Cooper on several occasions and includes the bestselling biography Tommy Cooper: Always Leave Them Laughing amongst his published works. He is the owner of Tommy's personal joke files.

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