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  • Published: 1 June 2023
  • ISBN: 9780241995242
  • Imprint: Penguin General UK
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 336
  • RRP: $27.99

The Rodfather

Inside the Beautiful (Ugly, Ridiculous, Hilarious) Game



The funniest man in football shares his outrageous tales of life in the beautiful game

Roddy Collins is a football man - now in the sixth decade of a career as a player (at sixteen clubs), manager (twelve clubs) and commentator. And he is a funny man: an unequalled raconteur with a sharp eye for the absurdities of the professional game and spectacular recall. He has made friends wherever he has gone, along with some high-quality enemies. When John Delaney said he could get Roddy a job if he'd just stop criticising him, Roddy replied that he'd 'rather dig holes in the road'.

Now, with the brilliant Paul Howard, Roddy puts it all down on paper for the first time - the adventures, the rows and the craic - in what is not only one of the funniest but also one of the most eye-opening books ever written about professional football.

  • Published: 1 June 2023
  • ISBN: 9780241995242
  • Imprint: Penguin General UK
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 336
  • RRP: $27.99

About the authors

Paul Howard

Paul Howard is a writer who contributes frequently to cycling magazines and the national press. His first book, Riding High, was shortlisted for the National Sporting Club's Best New Sports Writer prize. He is also the author of Two Wheels on my Wagon.

Praise for The Rodfather

Fantastic. Can't remember a sports book with so many stories to propel it along. There's at least three different movies in it

Malachy Clerkin

Candid tales of football, family and everything in between - it's no surprise The Rodfather's memoir is just brilliant

Irish Independent

A big man, with big emotions, and a big life . . . a fascinating read

Sunday Independent

A riot!

Brendan O'Connor

What a great book The Rodfather is. A walk on the wild side of football - and a few other games - terrifying and yet massively entertaining. Paul Howard is the best writer in the country

Declan Lynch

A rollercoaster ride and a great read. It's hard not to love Roddy Collins after reading The Rodfather

Tadhg Coakley, Irish Examiner

Fascinating and hilarious. Starts with a bang and never falters. Anarchic and wonderful

Joe Brolly

Excellent and hilarious

Second Captains

Terrific. You will love it. Raw and tender and wild and honest, it will captivate you . . . great stories pack the pages

Sunday Independent

Hard to imagine there'll be a more entertaining sports book for quite a while

Irish Times

There isn't a funnier sports book this year - there might not be one for the next decade

Irish Times Books of the Year

Really fabulous

Pat Kenny Show

[The Rodfather] might be the funniest book written since Roddy Doyle's The Van . . . There's a laugh on every page

Irish Examiner