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  • Published: 5 November 2015
  • ISBN: 9780718183332
  • Imprint: Penguin eBooks
  • Format: EBook

The Prince George Diaries




A hilarious parody diary of the royal toddler, Prince George.%%%The hilarious parody diary of the royal toddler, Prince George.
'So, George,' Daddy said nervously, 'What happens is, you might start off by, maybe holding hands, and then -'
'Stop.' Mummy said, gripping his arm. 'Where is this going?'
'You said to explain what's happening,' Daddy said.
'Not HOW it happened,' Mummy said, alarmed. 'For God's sake!'
'Sorry, I thought...'
Mummy rolled her eyes. 'Georgie,' she said, 'Mummy is having a baby. You're going to be a brother.'
There was a pause. I dribbled a bit.
Shock will do that to you.
%%%The Prince George Diaries is an hilarious new comedy about the Royal Family told from the inside out.
Great diarists have changed the course of history, charted the swell of revolutions, the rise and fall of empires through the power of their pens. But for the first time ever, the gimlet eye of a tiny literary colossus - small in stature but mighty in influence -unlocks the closely guarded secrets of the British monarchy. How? He's one of them.
The Prince George Diaries is a no-holds-barred exclusive never-before-seen fly-on-the-wall, behind the scenes rollercoaster exposé written from the inside. From David Cameron's weekly meetings with the Queen ('I've given up bread, Ma'am - can you tell?') Princess Anne's terrifyingly combative party game tactics ('Who's got the cojones to take me on?') to Prince Harry's lessons on family history ('Did you know Great Grandpop's first pet was a dinosaur and that he invented fire?') - it is all here. And much, much more.
As George's position as the world's most influential baby suddenly becomes under threat, following the shocking news that he's going to have a sibling - things get interesting. He knows how to be a media superstar. He doesn't know how to be a brother. What will the future hold now an imposter looms large on the horizon...?
%%%The Prince George Diaries is a new comedy about the Royal Family told from the inside out.
Great diarists have changed the course of history, charted the swell of revolutions, the rise and fall of empires through the power of their pens. But for the first time ever, the gimlet eye of a tiny literary colossus - small in stature but mighty in influence - unlocks the closely guarded secrets of the British monarchy. How? He's one of them.
The Prince George Diaries is a no-holds-barred exclusive never-before-seen fly-on-the-wall, behind the scenes rollercoaster exposé written from the inside. From David Cameron's weekly meetings with the Queen ('I've given up bread, Ma'am - can you tell?') Princess Anne's terrifyingly combative party game tactics ('Who's got the cojones to take me on?') to Prince Harry's lessons on family history ('Did you know Great Grandpop's first pet was a dinosaur and that he invented fire?') - it is all here. And much, much more.
But George's position as the world's most influential baby is suddenly under threat, following the shocking news that he's going to have a sibling. He knows how to be a media superstar. He doesn't know how to be a brother. What will the future hold now an imposter looms large on the horizon...?

  • Published: 5 November 2015
  • ISBN: 9780718183332
  • Imprint: Penguin eBooks
  • Format: EBook

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