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  • Published: 2 August 2018
  • ISBN: 9781787533035
  • Imprint: BBC DL
  • Format: Audio Download
  • Length: 3 hr 42 min
  • Narrator: Susan Calman
  • RRP: $14.99
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Susan Calman: Keep Calman Carry On

The Complete Series 1 and 2




Susan Calman tries to learn how to unwind by immersing herself in pursuits that her friends find relaxing

Susan Calman is the least relaxed person she knows. She has no down-time, no hobbies (unless you count dressing up your cats in silly outfits) and her idea of relaxation is to play Assassin's Creed, an hour into which she is in a murderous rage with sky high blood pressure.

Her wife had to threaten to divorce her to make her go on holiday, and she's been told by the same long-suffering wife that unless she finds a way to switch off, and soon, she's going to be unbearable. Susan decided her best bet was to try to immerse herself in the pursuits that her friends find relaxing, to find her inner zen and outer tranquillity.

In the first series of this show she attempted to ditch the old Susan Calman and attempted to find the new 'Susan Calm', by watching cricket with Andy Zaltzman; going hillwalking with Muriel Gray; visiting an art gallery with Phill Jupitus and taking a spontaneous holiday with John Finnemore. She enjoyed these pursuits, but all too soon found herself slipping back into her old ways. So she tried again in Series 2, which involved learning about gardening with Val McDermid, going to a music festival with Robin Ince, trying her hand at baking with the Great British Bake Off's Selasi Gbormittah, and having a go at birdwatching with Emma Kennedy.

Keep Calman Carry On is a stand-up show in front of a live audience, in which Susan reports on how successful she's been - both at relaxing and at the pursuit itself - as well as playing in and discussing a handful of illustrative clips from her efforts. It's an attempt to find out how people find solace or sanctuary in these worlds, and how Susan can negotiate her own place in them.

Written by Susan Calman and Jon Hunter
Produced by Lyndsay Fenner
A BBC Studios Production
Cover photograph: Steve Ullathorne

  • Published: 2 August 2018
  • ISBN: 9781787533035
  • Imprint: BBC DL
  • Format: Audio Download
  • Length: 3 hr 42 min
  • Narrator: Susan Calman
  • RRP: $14.99
Categories:

About the author

Susan Calman

Susan Calman is an award-winning stand-up comedian, actress and writer. She won a Scottish BAFTA as one of the cast of the Channel 4 sketch show Blowout, and went on to appear in numerous TV and radio comedy shows including Fresh Meat, Dead Boss, Don't Drop the Baton, The News Quiz and The Now Show. She has also presented BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour and Pick of the Week. In 2013, her solo radio show Susan Calman is Convicted won 'Best Radio Comedy' at the Writers' Guild of Great Britain Awards.

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Jon Day

An insight into the hidden world and culture of travelling people, written with delicacy and affection

Ken Loach

An illuminating journey into a British culture and landscape about which most of us know nothing. This is a beautiful, important and revelatory book from a graceful new voice

Patrick Barkham

This book moves at the pace of a horse pulling a Gypsy wagon. It's wonderful. Slow down and relax as Damian takes you on his year-long journey seeking out the places in the UK - the atchin tans - where his people, the Romany Gypsies, have stopped, worked, lived, loved and fought since time immemorial. It's a delicate balance between romance and history, information and folklore, language, history, keen observations of people, deep love of nature , the minutiae of daily routine and glimpses into his own personal life, all in easy prose that frequently slips into poetry. A breath of very fresh air

Peggy Seeger

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Liz Berry

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Jackie Annesley, The Sunday Times

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Olivia Laing

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Sara Wheeler, The Spectator

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Caroline Sanderson, Sunday Express

The book is consistently both enjoyable and eye-opening - a real achievement

Robert O'Brien, Tablet

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Clover Stroud, Daily Telegraph

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Kathleen Jamie, New Statesman

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The Mail on Sunday

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Morgan Meaker, Prospect

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