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  • Published: 2 January 2015
  • ISBN: 9781405913539
  • Imprint: Michael Joseph
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 288
  • RRP: $19.99

Mrs Brown's Family Handbook


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Coming with a be-satisified-or-don't-get-your-feckin'-money-back guarantee, Mrs Brown's Family Handbook will quickly become indispensable (door stop, ironing board, tray) and you'll wonder how you ever got by without it.

Have you ever wondered how Agnes Brown does it?
No, you dirty-minded eejits, not that. We're talking about raising a family of seven on your own, with nothing but your wits and a good firm hand.
Well, here is the answer. Mrs Brown's Family Handbook is packed with Mammy's tips for raising the perfect family - or at least a family. Dispensing advice in her own inimical feckin' style, together with contributions from her children, neighbours and other hangers-on, Mrs Brown bares all inside (p 222).
You'll learn:
Why every mammy's secret weapon is the tea towel The dos and don't of cleaning up Grandad  What Dermot doesn't know about farting (not much) What Winnie knows about s-e-k-s (not enough) All about the Five-Sausages-A-Day Diet (hint: contains sausages) All about pain relief in childbirth from Maria (if it's free, take it) Coming with a be-satisified-or-don't-get-your-feckin'-money-back guarantee, Mrs Brown's Family Handbook will quickly become indispensable (doorstop, ironing board, tray) and you'll wonder how you ever got by without it.
Now hurry up and buy it before you change your feckin' mind.

  • Pub date: 2 January 2015
  • ISBN: 9781405913539
  • Imprint: Michael Joseph
  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 288
  • RRP: $19.99

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