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I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)
  • Published: 8 July 2026
  • ISBN: 9780593903162
  • Imprint: RHUS Children's Books
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 352
  • RRP: $45.00

I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)

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Being a teen bites—literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Fans counting down the days to the Buffy the Vampire reboot will sink their teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut.

Being a teenager bites—literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.

Her past is back for blood.

My goals for senior year were simple:

  • Find a prom dress I don’t hate
  • Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
  • Maybe try not to flunk history class

My plans did NOT include:

  • Babysitting a newborn vampire—who also happens to be Max’s annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
  • Fighting off my ex-boyfriend—who did I mention is immortal?
  • And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem

Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What’s worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.

Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.
  • Published: 8 July 2026
  • ISBN: 9780593903162
  • Imprint: RHUS Children's Books
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 352
  • RRP: $45.00

About the author

Darcy Miller

Darcy Miller is the author of Roll, Margot and Mateo Save the World, and Strangeville School Is Totally Normal. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets. You can visit Darcy online at www.darcyamiller.com.
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Also by Darcy Miller

Strangeville School Is Definitely Not Cursed
Strangeville School Is Totally Normal
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Praise for I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)

PRAISE FOR THE STRANGEVILLE SCHOOL SERIES:

2 State Awards Lists!
Sunshine State Young Readers Award (Florida)
Young Hoosier Book Award (Indiana)

"Wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining.” –Kirkus Reviews

"Miller employs an aside-heavy third-person narrative that ups the laughs, while Harvey and Stella’s relatable struggles and growth ground the absurdity." -Publishers Weekly

"Give this offbeat and irreverent book to young readers who like dark comedy, eccentric characters, and off-the-wall storytelling.” –School Library Journal

Playfully odd and outlandish; equally fun for returning fans and those new to the series.” –Kirkus Reviews

Bloody Good Praise for I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore):
"Action-packed and character-driven, this is an offbeat supernatural vengeance story filled with witty banter by likable, quirky characters." -School Library Journal

"A bustling blend of supernatural adventure and romantic tension keep the stakes high across a quick-moving plot. It’s a frothy, fang-filled romp that will entice vampire fans." –Publishers Weekly

"With short chapters and a fast-paced plot, Miller’s YA debut is an accessible paranormal story with action and romance." -Kirkus Reviews