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A collection of Christmas stories from the fantastically funny Terry Pratchett. With wonderful illustrations from Mark Beech, and a special, full-colour, collector's edition

Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different?

Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit . . . samey.

How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store or, was even, arrested for burglary!?

Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again.

'Funny, action-packed . . . a rip-roaring read' The Sun

Formats & editions

  • Hardback

    9780857535511

    October 30, 2017

    Doubleday Childrens

    208 pages

    RRP $65.00

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  • Paperback

    9780552576666

    December 3, 2018

    Corgi Childrens

    208 pages

    RRP $16.99

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  • Hardback

    9780857535504

    October 16, 2017

    Doubleday Childrens

    208 pages

    RRP $29.99

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  • Father Christmas’s Fake Beard
    Terry Pratchett, Mark Beech

    Audio CD

    9781846577727

    December 7, 2017

    RHCP Audio

    RRP $24.99

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  • EBook

    9781448198504

    October 5, 2017

    RHCP Digital

    208 pages

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