Do What The F**k I Say
An illustrated tongue-in-cheek poem dealing with the problems of parenthood
A poem for every parent pushed to the edge of sanity by their unruly offspring, Sebastian Melmoth II’s Do What The Fuck I Say provides a uniquely irreverent perspective on the frustrations of parenthood, featuring 48 pages of dynamic colour illustrations.
A refreshingly frank and riotously funny depiction of the unspoken parental trials of frazzled fathers and maddened mums alike, Melmoth’s poem is a breath of fresh air for any parent who has ever been tempted to tell their little darlings to Do What The Fuck I Say.
Praise for Do What The F**k I Say
He writes the most profound poetry about the most simple natural things.Benjamin Zephaniah
Marvellous stuff...the best poet writing in the English language.Tom Wolfe
He is the very essence of English poetry - lyrical, rhythmic, emotional.Jon Snow
The uncrowned Poet Laureate...he writes in the language of the soul.Christopher Rush