Decoy Date

Fake relationship. Real feelings. Big problems.

To say I'm cynical about happily-ever-afters is a huge understatement. I am the last guy any woman would want as their wedding date. Not only do I think love is mostly bunk, I'm more than a little tired of watching my friend Gwen Danes get all swoony over a guy who treats her like garbage. But just because I'm jaded doesn't mean I don't want Gwen to be happy, and if there's something I can do to help show this guy what he's missing, then I'm all in. At the very least, the clueless tool will be able to see how my gorgeous pal Gwen should be treated.

Only when things go too far and Gwen and I end up sharing a passionate kiss, I'm at a loss as to what to do. What do I know about cherishing a woman? I'm supposed to be the fake boyfriend, but suddenly everything feels a bit too real…