A Ryder Cup story with a twist.
The Ryder Cup: three days of insanity on a suburban golf course near Birmingham which turns grown multi-millionaires into blubbering wrecks, journalists into cheerleaders and mild-mannered fans into beer-guzzling partisans.
Seduced by the glamour of sport's most compelling contest and obsessed with the desire to take part, Lawrence Donegan - author, musician and European Tour caddy (retired) - fails in his quest to become Sergio Garcia's bagman. Undeterred, he does the next best thing - slipping on a steward's bib and wielding a 'Quiet Please' sign. This is the fan's-eye view from the back of the tee.