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A funny and festive counting book in brilliantly bouncy rhyme, with a fantastically festive story CD!

"Father Christmas needs a wee.
He's been drinking drinks since half past three . . ."

At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee. So much so that he even forgets to leave the presents behind. But he dashes back, delivers all the pressies and flies home at high speed to avoid an embarassing accident . . . there's just one tiny problem . . . he's lost his house key!

Find out what happens and whether Father Christmas ever gets to relieve himself in this brilliant and fabulously funny counting book from the talented author/illustrator Nicholas Allan! Includes a brilliant story CD complete with music and sound effects.

Reviews

A Christmas counting book that’s sure to be popular with younger children – watch them giggle with delight as Father Christmas helps himself to tasty treats as he delivers the presents, only to find that he really, really, really needs a wee…

The School Run blog

Formats & editions

  • Paperback

    9781849410496

    November 1, 2010

    Red Fox Picture Books

    32 pages

    RRP $19.99

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  • Paperback

    9781862308251

    December 1, 2009

    Red Fox Picture Books

    32 pages

    RRP $15.99

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    • Angus & Robertson Bookworld
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  • Board Book

    9780857540256

    November 3, 2014

    Hutchinson

    32 pages

    RRP $14.99

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    • Boomerang Books
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    • The Nile
    • QBD
    • Readings
    • Robinsons Bookshop
    Or

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Also by Nicholas Allan

Loo Queue
My Dad's the Best
Heaven
The Prince and the Potty
Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps!
The Royal Nappy
Picasso's Trousers
The Giant's Loo Roll
Jesus' Christmas Party
Where Willy Went
Cinderella's Bum
Jesus' Day Off
The Queen's Knickers

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