Ivor Wrangle's Book of Time-wasters for Busy Teachers

 

 

A word from the author

In one of the Wayne books, I describe Wayne's teacher, Mr Dellafield, drawing inspiration from a volume entitled Ivor Wrangle's Book of Time-wasters for Busy Teachers. Since this was meant to be no more than a piece of whimsy, I had no idea of what the contents of such a book could be.

But later a young reader wrote to say how much she enjoyed that particular Wayne book. As a footnote, she mentioned that both of her secondary teacher parents had asked about Ivor Wrangle and where his book could be purchased as it sounded the sort of thing they might use in their work. Not a bad idea, I remember thinking at the time. Obviously such a book would need a more positive title, not ‘time-wasters’ but ‘productive, worthwhile and fulfilling assignments’. There are dozens of situations where teachers could find such a store of ideas worthwhile. Ideally the book should contain self-driving assignments that are easy to set up, require little supervision as the students work and at the end, no need for marking by the teacher – just a comparison of results in a spirit of friendly rivalry. At the same time, the assignments should be fun, challenging and maybe something to look forward to.

I can imagine a teacher saying, 'Well, let's see what Ivor Wrangle's got for us today,' whereupon rows of rosy faced pupils will instantly fold their arms, sit up straight and face the front with their little eyes filled with eager expectation.

But I always had a vivid imagination.


David McRobbie

 

Collections

This assignment asks students to build a written list of things according to a given category, for example the names of present day currencies of the world. Ideally students should work in teams then at the end of the session, each team appoints a spokesperson to read out their collection to see who has the most entries.

Simple? Yes, but we can add a couple of refinements. In the first session, students are not allowed any reference to source material. In other words, they record what they know of the category at that moment.

We can call this the 'line honours' session.

For the second session, students stay in the same teams and work on the assignment for a given time, say a week, during which they have access to source material then they return to see which team triumphs.

We can call this the 'handicap' session.

Obviously in the handicap session, teams should not be allowed to include items revealed by opposing teams during the line honours session.

Another refinement is that at the line honours and handicap sessions, students can challenge opposing team results. If a challenge is raised, the challenged team then has to substantiate the inclusion of the item. Challenges could be that an item has been listed twice, that an item is not a true example of the category or that it has already been listed but under another name. However, teams that are challenged should be allowed to qualify the item to make it acceptable.

As they work in their teams, students sometimes become excited but they'll soon learn the need for discretion, especially if someone blurts out the name of an item allowing a sharp-eared opposing team member to pick it up!

This series of Collections extends vocabulary, general knowledge and tests students' research skills. It also encourages working cooperatively and in an organised way – appointing recorder, maintaining secrecy and so on. Maybe, too, the Collections could provide some pleasure and fun, which learning should be.

To start an assignment, simply read out the ground rules then allow a couple of minutes for discussion, questions and answers before you set the time limit and away they go in teams or individually. I suggest you read out no more than the ground rules, keeping examples to the minimum shown. For most of the collections I have supplied notes which you can use for prompting purposes if students get stuck.

 

  1. Present day currencies of the world

  2. Dwelling places

  3. Furniture

  4. Wheeled vehicles

  5. Occupations

  6. Countries (1)

  7. Tools and implements

  8. Clothing and footwear

  9. Transport

  10. Sports and Sports Equipment

  11. Countries (2)

  12. Animals

  13. Fruit and Vegetables

  14. Hobbies

  15. Birds

  16. Makes of cars and trucks

  17. Musical Instruments

  18. Rock and Pop stars

  19. Classical Composers

  20. People in the news

  21. Kinds of metal

  22. The Biggest, Longest, Tallest, Fastest

  23. Shops

  24. Words that have something to do with "happy"

  25. Words that have to do with "funny"

  26. Names of Newspapers and Magazines

  27. Rivers in the country

  28. Collect words that mean "big"

  29. Collect words that describe noises

  30. Liquids

  31. Words that describe fast and slow movement

  32. Words that mean "not big"

  33. Materials – natural and manufactured

  34. Different ways a noise can be made

  35. Things that are designed to hold liquids

  36. Materials that can burn

  37. Flat shapes

  38. Planets and Stars

  39. Film stars of today

  40. Collective Nouns

  41. Mottoes and Common Sayings and their meanings

  42. Ranks in the army, navy and air force

  43. Similes

  44. Words. (1)

  45. Words (2)

  46. Abstract nouns

  47. Adjectives

  48. Adverbs

  49. Words (3)

  50. Words (4)

  51. Words (5)

  52. Individual Writing Exercises

  53. Spoofs

 

 


HOME | TEACHERS | © LEGAL