Sister Madge's Book of Nuns
Author: MacLeod Doug & Smith Craig
Do babies look at you and shriek?
Do talking parrots give you cheek?
And when you kneel to say your prayers
Do all the mice jump up on chairs?
Is life for you a diving plank
Above a large piranha tank?
Then what you need, my little ones,
Is Sister Madge's Book of Nuns.