The Night My Bum Dropped: a gleefully exaggerated memoir

Author: Gretel Killeen

Some days you lose your job, some days your kids move out and some days your husband resembles a cocktail frankfurt. Some days you prang the car, you're stalked, or you're robbed, some days your hair looks like you've been electrocuted and some days all of these things happen at once. And on top of that your bum drops.

In this gleefully exaggerated memoir Gretel Killeen looks at the big questions that we're confronted with in times of calamity: what the hell is life all about and what on earth are we supposed to do with it?

With warmth, wisdom and wicked wit, Gretel seeks advice from old friends ('life sucks and then you die'), new friends ('life is a life-changing experience') and family '(maybe you should rent out your big bum as a kind of mobile advertising space'), taking us on a hilarious yet poignant ride as she stands on top of the hill that she's not only climbed but has also built, looks at the view and wonders, 'Is this all there is?'

'Killeen is a) funny and b) likeable... jostling with poignant moments.' The Age

 'If there's one thing that ... Gretel never fails to do, it's entertain us.' OK

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Gretel Killeen does it again with this final book in the 'My Brother's a' series!
Gretel Killeen does it again with this final book in the 'My Brother's a' series!
Published: 22/08/2012
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9780143305675
RRP: $14.99
Book Cover:  My Brother's a Gizzard Book 4
Published: 22/08/2012
Format: Digital
ISBN: 9781742536408
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It's not easy  saving the world  from your  crazy alien  neighbours, but that's what Zeke and Eppie Have to do  today .
So far  they've been turned into an  egghead, catapulted through the air  in an enormous bra, plopped into a  ginormous   ice-cream  and then d ragged through space  in a stocking.


It's not easy  saving the world  from your  crazy alien  neighbours, but that's what Zeke and Eppie Have to do  today .
So far  they've been turned into an  egghead...

Published: 22/02/2012
Format: Digital
ISBN: 9781742534909
Book Cover:  My Brother's a Wormburger
Zeke and Eppie know their neighbours are aliens, but their Mum thinks they are angels. Trouble is, Mum's promised Zeke and Eppie a puppy if they play politely with the neighbours all day!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeke and Eppie know their neighbours are aliens, but their Mum thinks they are angels. Trouble is, Mum's promised Zeke and Eppie a puppy if they play politely with the neighbours all day!!!!!!!!!!!
Published: 29/08/2011
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9780143305651
RRP: $14.95
Book Cover:  My Brother's a Wormburger
Published: 23/08/2011
Format: Digital
ISBN: 9781742533988
Book Cover:  My Brother's an Egghead: Book 1
All Zeke and Eppie have to do is play with their new neighbours Tig and Pop – and then their mum will buy them a puppy!
All Zeke and Eppie have to do is play with their new neighbours Tig and Pop – and then their mum will buy them a puppy!
Published: 02/05/2011
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9780143305644
RRP: $14.95
Book Cover:  My Brother's an Egghead
Published: 27/04/2011
Format: Digital
ISBN: 9781742533353
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When a clairvoyant tells Gretel Killeen that she has only days to live, she is forced to look back on all the most important things in her life.
When a clairvoyant tells Gretel Killeen that she has only days to live, she is forced to look back on all the most important things in her life.
Published: 27/09/2010
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9781921518232
RRP: $29.95
Published:28/06/2010
Format:Paperback, 252 pages
RRP:$24.95
ISBN-13:9780143203254
ISBN-10:0143203258
Origin:Australia
Imprint:Penguin
Publisher:Penguin Aus.

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25 May 2012
Australian Society of Authors 2012 Barbara Jefferis Award - winner

All That I Am by Anna Funder has won the Barbara Jefferis Award.

The award is offered annually for “the best novel written by an Australian author that depicts women and girls in a positive way or otherwise empowers the status of women and girls in society”.

Anna beat fellow Miles Franklin contenders Foal's Bread and Cold Light.

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