The Night My Bum Dropped

Author: Gretel Killeen

 

Some days you lose your job, some days your kids move out and some days your husband resembles a cocktail frankfurt.  Some days you prang the car, you're stalked, or you're robbed, some days your hair looks like you've been electrocuted and some days all these things happen at once.  And on top of that your bum drops.

In this gleefully exaggerated memoir Gretel Killeen looks at the big questions that we're confronted with in times of calamity: what the hell is life all about and what on earth are we supposed to do with it?

Yes, it's the female midlife crisis for the generation who were meant to be superwomen, able to run a global empire, raise a family, help a crippled dog give birth and do the ironing while having multiple orgasms!

With warmth, wisdom and wicked wit, Gretel seeks advice from old friends ('life sucks and then you die'), new friends ('life is a life-changing experience') and family ('maybe you should rent out your big bum as a kind of mobile advertising space') taking us on a hilarious yet poignant ride as she stands on top of the hill that she's not only climbed but has also built, looks at the view and wonders, 'Is this all there is?'

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Gretel Killeen does it again with this final book in the 'My Brother's a' series!
Gretel Killeen does it again with this final book in the 'My Brother's a' series!
Published: 22/08/2012
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9780143305675
RRP: $14.99
Book Cover:  My Brother's a Gizzard Book 4
Published: 22/08/2012
Format: Digital
ISBN: 9781742536408
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It's not easy  saving the world  from your  crazy alien  neighbours, but that's what Zeke and Eppie Have to do  today .
So far  they've been turned into an  egghead, catapulted through the air  in an enormous bra, plopped into a  ginormous   ice-cream  and then d ragged through space  in a stocking.


It's not easy  saving the world  from your  crazy alien  neighbours, but that's what Zeke and Eppie Have to do  today .
So far  they've been turned into an  egghead...

Published: 22/02/2012
Format: Digital
ISBN: 9781742534909
Book Cover:  My Brother's a Wormburger
Zeke and Eppie know their neighbours are aliens, but their Mum thinks they are angels. Trouble is, Mum's promised Zeke and Eppie a puppy if they play politely with the neighbours all day!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeke and Eppie know their neighbours are aliens, but their Mum thinks they are angels. Trouble is, Mum's promised Zeke and Eppie a puppy if they play politely with the neighbours all day!!!!!!!!!!!
Published: 29/08/2011
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9780143305651
RRP: $14.95
Book Cover:  My Brother's a Wormburger
Published: 23/08/2011
Format: Digital
ISBN: 9781742533988
Book Cover:  My Brother's an Egghead: Book 1
All Zeke and Eppie have to do is play with their new neighbours Tig and Pop – and then their mum will buy them a puppy!
All Zeke and Eppie have to do is play with their new neighbours Tig and Pop – and then their mum will buy them a puppy!
Published: 02/05/2011
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9780143305644
RRP: $14.95
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Published: 27/04/2011
Format: Digital
ISBN: 9781742533353
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When a clairvoyant tells Gretel Killeen that she has only days to live, she is forced to look back on all the most important things in her life.
When a clairvoyant tells Gretel Killeen that she has only days to live, she is forced to look back on all the most important things in her life.
Published: 27/09/2010
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9781921518232
RRP: $29.95
Published:29/06/2009
Format:Paperback, 256 pages
RRP:$29.95
ISBN-13:9780670072958
ISBN-10:0670072958
Origin:Australia
Publisher:Penguin Aus.
Imprint:Viking

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16 May 2012
2012 John Button Prize - longlisted

The Australian Moment by George Megalogenis.

The prize winner will be announced at the John Button Oration to be held with the Melbourne Writers' Festival in August.

For more information please visit: http://johnbuttonprize.org.au

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